This is the story of Kenny Burns and his family told by him. His father is owner of three hardware stores and Kenny, the youngest member, joins the business. He tells how he finds a woman to be his wife. The story is also about the other members in the family and what they are like. It takes Kenny awhile to discover some things that are hidden from him. Does he have a loving family? Kenny tells it all.
I was listening to the radio and heard that song from the Beach Boys. Somehow, I don't think my take is quite their take. The title says it. I thought I would give my rather perverted twist to this somewhat overdone genre.
He and his wife of forty years had rented out their granny flat. His wife had lost interest in sex but he is still quite virile at 60 years of age. He wrote erotica as a hobby, and his lodger accidently read his story and wanted to re-enact the story.
From the perspective of a bitter, cynical husband and father with a penchant for philandering, this is the tale of how his daughter became his slut on her wedding day, just hours after marrying her beau.