After catching my wife Amanda in bed at a party with her boss Gosford Tanner 5 years ago, we have lived apart. Mandy was my childhood sweetheart, the mother of my three children and Since then I've found it difficult (read impossible) to get my life together without them, because I still love and hate her. It's all Gosford Bloody Tanner's fault!
Then I remembered I had her e-mail address downstairs in the shop so I rushed down and found it. Of course I didn't use my shop mailing address but the one I use when I surf the web looking for cyber sex.