Mike was alone in a hotel room on his second wedding anniversary, he had been trying to call his wife all day but she never picked up, then there was a knocking at his door. Little did he know how his life was about to change.
You've heard of 'doodling': to scribble absentmindedly, using either words or abstract images; well, this is a kind of variation which I call 'woo-dling', which involves only words. It was written to while away the time whilst waiting for inspiration. You've also no doubt seen this story in a different form many times elsewhere: it is a simple tale of revenge gone wrong. No actual sex involved.