Lubrican: Stories

Their home was destroyed by a tornado, which also took the wife and mother. The kids had to be sent to the winds, while dad helped with the cleanup. But, a year later, when the insurance money came in, it was still too early to rebuild. So they took a road trip in a motor home, to see the world and get to know each other again. They had no idea they'd get to know each other as well as they did.

We sometimes dismiss "the wisdom of the elders". An example are old wives tales. But sometimes they get it right. That's what this story is about. Grandpa thought certain things should be taught at home, rather than school. He felt like parents could do a much better job.

Bob found the grocery list fluttering across the parking lot. The things on the list weren't just interesting. they were intoxicating. He HAD to find the woman who made that list. But how to go about finding the love of his life? Being a meticulous man, he came up with plans A through F. And he had to use them all. / (Reviews)

A coming of age story about two sets of siblings who grow up together miles from anywhere, and who discover all the good things in life together. Two plus two can equal six or eight under the right circumstances.

Dad takes Rob and his sister Lee on a two week camping tour of national parks, using a camper on the back of the pickup. Rob figures out that being in the back while they drive gives him a chance to take some pressure off. Lee figures out she might be able to do the same thing and uses his "sleeping" cock to feel good. When it goes off, though, it's not where where she planned. / (Reviews)

When they moved into the house the locals said it was haunted. They didn't believe in ghosts, though, so they ignored the rumors. And nothing happened. Until Halloween. What happened then wasn't so much a ghostly haunt as it was a ghostly suggestion. Did the ghost have unfinished business? Was it sexy unfinished business? Each year, on Halloween, the twins got better and better acquainted, both with each other and with the ghost.

Debbie and Robby have secretly played in the mysterious abandoned mansion next door for most of their lives. Now, as they keep their own flowering sexuality secret, the house begins to give up some of its secrets. Then their world is turned upside down when a stranger arrives, exposing even more secrets about their mother, himself, and even them. / (Reviews)

I happened to overhear my son, with his girlfriend, making some serious mistakes in how he was treating her. A good dad should offer help in such a situation. right? So I did. And help sometimes includes demonstrations. right? And she was the only female present to demonstrate on. She liked the arrangement a lot more than my son did, but she was calling the shots, so he had to live with it. At least until her mother found out. That's when things got really complicated.

My sister asked me to help her pick out a dress to make her look sexy for her date. I told her she didn't need to BE sexy. She insisted. I told her she was already sexy. She still insisted. So I said I'd help her pick out a dress. I thought she'd change in the bathroom, but she changed right in front of me. Pretty soon there was incontrovertible proof that I thought she was already sexy. It was embarrassing. Then she wanted to SEE the proof and things just got weirder from there.