Lubrican: Stories

Patrick had two sisters, a mother, two aunts and a grandmother. When he somehow got permission to let him photograph their breasts, for a college project, it set in motion a chain of events that would eventually involve the police, an internet company, about five hundred pounds of plaster, and possibly the value of ice cream stocks on Wall Street. Like the breasts he so loved to work with, Pat's life would grow and ripen. But things kept going wrong, and the reprecussions were adding up. / (Reviews)

As a photographer's assistant I was used to being around hot women. Since my boss also made porn films I was used to being around hot women having sex. But when my boss recruited Megan to pose for him, I wasn't ready for how it turned out. She was different, more innocent, maybe. Then it turned out she needed some revenge to deal with her cheating husband. My boss was more than happy to help her get it.

I watched the twins next door grow up and was good friends with their mom, none of whom ever expressed any interest in ice fishing, which was my passion. Then one day the Tomboy twin said she wanted to go. She took her hockey skates with her and, after she fell through thin ice, I had to warm her up. It turned out she liked the warming up part better than the fishing part. And so did the girly twin, after she heard about it. If only we could have kept it secret from their mother.

An Uncle Bob Story
When Amanda graduated high school she didn't know what she wanted to do. Her pizza delivery job didn't seem like the kind of thing to make a career out of. Then fate handed her four tickets, with VIP passes, to the Victoria Anderson concert. Having no boyfriend, she decided to ask her Uncle Bob if he wanted to go with her. Then her back stage pass got her a chance to talk to Victoria and be interviewed for a possible job. It was a very unconventional job. Uncle Bob would help her get it.

Bob has been an Agent for the Inspector General's Office for sixteen years when he gets a new partner. She's young, and beautiful, and he tries to retain professional detachment. Then there's the fact that she's from another culture, which makes for some miscommunication sometimes. Imagine what could happen if they had to go under cover together. Wait! You don't have to! You can read all about it. / (Reviews)

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
We've all heard the tale, but here's the rest of the story, wherein we find out WHY Jack and Jill went up that hill to fetch that pail of water. And what happened up there anyway, to cause them to come tumbling down? Was it the water that made Jill's belly swell ... or Jack?

A Twisted Fairy Tale
When Jack planted a magic bean, it grew into a giant beanstalk. What do you think would happen if he ate one of the beans? What might grow gigantic then?