The One button and the Zero button, the buttons that get pushed all the time, stopped working on Waldo’s microwave. The dead buttons bothered Waldo. Because of his piano keyboard. Most songs get played near middle C using maybe 52 keys. Waldo found that all those keys that never got used open up a new universe of music. Before Waldo was thru, even the god, herself, stopped weaving the tapestry of fate for a moment while she tapped what passed for a foot to a music never played before.
The handyman that I used to have fixed faucets, changed light bulbs, and even helped by cleaning the windows. I cooked for him, and we often went on a picnic, it was fun to get out of this boring house. However, there were some things I loved doing, something I really miss doing with a man.
This is a true story about a couple of my adventures at a XXX theater/ABS that used to be located in Round Rock, Texas. It's no longer there, but used to provide some great times! Enjoy!!!
I get feedback from someone who turns out to have gone to high school with me. We meet up and things get interesting. This is a short story about me trying to put the events of a drunken night back into place.