Sex Toys + Masturbation Stories

It's not easy being the black sheep of the family and while some people rant in their blogs or rage in a forum maybe, Tequila Tequila is a double shot straight up!

Jason is upset with his life and has a little naughty fun.

A bored housewife finds an interesting website and has cyber sex.

A short story about two friends, who manage to get "closer"

Laura struggles to find a job after finishing university. In desperation she applies for a job at Foxglove Hall as Mistress Matilda's assistant. Laura soon discovers that the job has several unusual requirements. Laura must obey her demanding employer while evading the lustful approaches of Matilda's brother, Lord Arthur. Before long, Laura realises that the residents of Foxglove Hall are helping her secret fetishes to bloom. / (Reviews)

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Adam and Brook are about to be married, but things get complicated when they discover that Adam is already legally wed. This leads them on a mission to the dark heart of suburbia, where both horror and pleasure await.

16 year old Brandon loses a coin toss and discovers that losing isn't always for the worst. (This short story chronicles Andrew and Brandon's questionable get-rich-quick scheme, and how money isn't everything in the end. It contains a detailed, if not too graphic, scene with a sex toy, and a short sex scene between two boys. It is not for the homophobic reader.)

Tracy liked to smoke. And she liked to fuck. And she liked to smoke and fuck. The only problem was, Tracy's boyfriend Charlie didn't like smoking. (Warning: this story features the smoking fetish. In case you didn't know, smoking is very bad for you. Don't try this at home.)