Sex Toys + Masturbation Stories

On the getaway from a robbery, Nikki and Brad gets pulled over by a motorcycle cop. Nikki gets a taste of the cop's own brand of rough justice, while Brad gets to watch. And soon the robbery is the last thing on anyone's mind.

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Adam and Brook are about to be married, but things get complicated when they discover that Adam is already legally wed. This leads them on a mission to the dark heart of suburbia, where both horror and pleasure await.

16 year old Brandon loses a coin toss and discovers that losing isn't always for the worst. (This short story chronicles Andrew and Brandon's questionable get-rich-quick scheme, and how money isn't everything in the end. It contains a detailed, if not too graphic, scene with a sex toy, and a short sex scene between two boys. It is not for the homophobic reader.)

She was the love of my life but we had split up nearly two years ago now and my life just hadn't been the same since. Ok she wasn't everybody's cup of tea perhaps, but to me she was perfect.

Skulk along with Jamie and Tim as they wend their way from window to window. Their sexy neighbors unwittingly provide entertainment and inspiration for this kinky couple. Could they be watching you?

Tracy liked to smoke. And she liked to fuck. And she liked to smoke and fuck. The only problem was, Tracy's boyfriend Charlie didn't like smoking. (Warning: this story features the smoking fetish. In case you didn't know, smoking is very bad for you. Don't try this at home.)

The story we all know and love... with a few differences...

A collection of chapters that describe how I became the teen slut that I am today through rape by my friend's dad and encounters with much older strangers