Petting Stories

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

An Arts Ardane Story
Part of the Danica's World universe
Devan Ardane is struggling to decide what direction her life should take, now that she has mastered all she can learn of magic in the small town of her birth. Another decision is much easier to make, as she pursues a young man named Serhan that has struck her fancy. All the while, a murderer is creeping about the nearby area, raping and murdering young women.

A father and daughter are forced together to escape the wrath of the woman who hates them both.

How we all had fun this Valentines day

This was not what he had planned at all. One does not diddle one's own aunt all things considered.

Shelly leaves her drunken boyfriend and moves in with Victor and Shelly. The girls accidentally are seen making love. Victor joins in.

What if you actually got rewarded for being a good person? What might happen if there was an accountant who kept Karmic books on everyone? What kind of reward might he give you if you were very, very good? Widower Flynn Doyle is about to find out.

This is part two of a wonderfull romance building between me and my mother.