Petting Stories

Fan fiction based on the Netflix series, Wednesday.

Sue and her husband have Tom come to do some work around their house. While the husband is out of town, Sue treats Tom and he realizes in the end that his whole job was to "do Sue".

A couple's 1st thru 3rd meet. Confusing lies about sex and modesty. She exposes, then shares beau with room mate +. A memoir.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

Eddie is in the Navy and married unhappily. For the sake of his children (3), he's sticking it out in his marriage. To keep himself sane, he steps outside his marriage occasionally, to assuage his active libido. Since he refuses to engage a hooker, he tries to develop fleeting relationships with non-professional women, but those who appreciate his sexual acumen. These trysts occur at different places around the world.

Originally titled "Bride-To-Be" A young girl about to get married, gets seduced by her brother.

The divorce was final. I had full custody of our daughter, Laney. She had just turned fourteen. This is my memory of our first night together at my place. She wanted to take a bath. She wanted me to be in the bathroom next to the tub. She wanted me to wash her. I did.