Take one lightly-populated overnight express bus, add one alien-controlled human being and a mysterious substance disguised as anti-bacterial soap, stir well, and you've got an orgy, a transformation, and a possible suicide, all-in-one!
Lois has herself sent to her boyfriend wrapped up as his birthday present. She pops out of the box to find she's been delivered to the wrong address, much to the delight of 4 black men.
Josh Jenkins is a pretty normal teenager with ONE big obsession: every minute that his brain isn't doing anything else, it is dominated by tennis star Anna Kournikova. His birthday present, tickets for a US-Open Anna match, is the beginning of an adventure that surpasses his wildest wet dreams, as a simple but overambitious quest for a signature gets totally out of control...