Adult Man with Adult Man Stories

In 1977 or 1978, someone in the audience at a Suicide show told Alan and Martin to go fuck themselves. They did.

A bi-sexual man is given a mysterious gift certificate by his partner. He redeems it for an adventure that leads to the ultimate colossal surprise.

How do you know until you've tried it?

Rita desires humiliation at the hands of her daughter, son and their partners. She feels she was a poor mother when they were growing up and wants to put matter right. As waitress at a dinner party, now is her opportunity.

Harry couldn't help admiring his near-naked self in the mirror, especially the hefty bulge in his jock. Not bad for a guy with a 13 year old son. A son who was supposed to have Harry's tennis clothes ready for him. Nowhere. Probably in Alan's room, but when he opened the door there was his gorgeous son on his back, his ass getting eaten out by-what the fuck!-his English teacher! He'd have beat the shit out of the bastard molester, except--suddenly his own cock was hard and leaking!

Grant Hart/Bob Mould. Grant and Bob learn quite a few things about each other and about themselves during the recording of Zen Arcade. Contradicts a number of things that I now know about the band. (No more old stories--from now on out, it'll be all new stuff.)