High school underclassman Mitch takes his new phone to the park to test some of the camera's special features, and he encounters the senior girl he's had an impossible crush on. Illustrated.
10 day extreme camping trip with new Winter Wife following the boundary trail between Banff and Jasper Nation Parks, isolated and far from help or cell coverage. Intense bear activity before and during hike. Multiple orgasms after retreating from a partially buried (grizzly killed) Elk.