Sitting at the counter waiting for his order, the truck driver dreams about the cute waitress and wishes instead of a piece of toast he could have ordered a piece of ass. Illustrated.
A Lisa Story Remember the story about the fox, the chicken, and the sack of grain? In this story, the chicken is a duck who wants to fuck, and the fox hasn't had a bite since Gingerbread Boy. It's up to Lisa to find a solution that satisfies everyone. Illustrated.
Kim entered a mid-life crises and couldn't stop fucking or sucking every cock she could find. She implored her husband to discipline her but he was simply too nice. The story begins with her interviewing a potential new Master to put her in her place and keep her in line for the good of her marriage and family.
Back in college Mat briefly dated Annie, but then she broke up with him, suggesting he might be interested in her friend Laura. Now five years later, having broken up with her husband, Annie is visiting Mat and Laura. Illustrated.
While waiting for her flight, a young woman browses the fiction section of the airport bookstore, but she can't find anything of interest. As she exits the store, a man hands her a book and tells her to read pages 116 and 117. Illustrated.
High school seniors Amanda, Phoebe, and Josefin celebrate Josefin's birthday with a sleepover. In olden days this might have been called a pajama party, but now there aren't enough pajamas to go around. Sharing is in order. Oh, what drama the cell phone camera and the internet can cause. If people weren't so hung up on sex and nudity, might not this world a paradise be? On the other hand, without prudery this story couldn't exist, and I'd have to write about gardening and g