Humor Stories

Kimberly Woods is not your average teenager. Incredibly intelligent, physically fit, endlessly energetic, seductive. Oh, and she has a MASSIVE FUCKING COCK. But it turns out that there are more like her. And the world is threatened by those who have decided that they should rule! And so, teaming up with a snarky team of sexy spies, it's time for Kimberly Woods to save the world.

Simple some sex trivia I have picked up from here and there, and over the years.

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
This is the TRUE story of the three little Piggs. Wolfgang Lupine "The Big Bad Wolf" thought he could huff and puff and blow their houses down—but the three little Piggs had other plans. Penelope the baker lured him in with cream and curves. Clarabelle the milkmaid milked more than his ego. And Bettina, the brick-house headmistress, made him beg for detention. No bedtime story—this is a filthy fairytale of whips, cream, and squeals of delight. He came to conquer. They made him moan.

A Mel Story
Mel doesn’t just flow—she floods. When a hot yoga instructor with a voice like sandalwood and sin puts hands on her hips, she decides to stretch more than her hamstrings. From cat-cow to climax, Hot Flow, Slow Burn is a breath-slick, dialogue-driven romp through sweat, sass, and sex that’s anything but passive. Who knew enlightenment could be this filthy?

More assorted flash fiction writings from my little brain. Short and shorter and only wanting to bring a smile as you read it or a chuckle.

Man learns disturbing information about his wife's family. Is infidelity a genetic disorder?

Dr Cameron has been reduced to supplying locum cover after a messy divorce, where his bride traded up her hospital doctor for a successful businessman who managed to successively accuse the good doctor of marital abuse, hence his present unfortunate temporary employment status. Then, before his situation has a chance to improve, it suddenly gets a whole lot worse.... / (Reviews)

(Suitable for tweens) Sixteen-year-old kids' TV star Tanya Shiell has some changes about to happen to her...

A Jack & Jill Story
It's the day of the big Christmas party for the children at the hospital and Billy has the measles. Jill (and Bozo) do their best to take care of him. A Jack & Jill story.