Humor Stories

A Story in The Competition Universe
Eleven-year-old Emma Watson discovers that Grade 6 is full of changes, more than she ever expected.

When an alien race arrived to conquer Earth, and add it to their empire, they weren't counting on mixing it up with a dumb blond. / (Reviews)

A Mat Sullivan and Sarah York story
The marshal has to defend his town against many dangers. Join him as he fights off all kinds of bad guys.

Join Jed Snodgrass as he learns to be a lawman in 1878 Texas. He may be young in years, but he is old enough when it counts. The Texas Ranger recruiter never formally asked his age, so he never formally told it. He has a unique advantage over many other Rangers, he never went to school, so he can't read and write; therefore he doesn't have to fill out that damned paperwork!

This is a violent story of the far West, when the far West was the Alabama Territory. Join Johnny Quartermaine and his friends as they struggle to survive during the Creek Indian War of 1813-1814. The Creeks were laying waste to the White settlers west of the Chattahoochee River. Johnny, his wife and family, and his friends try to live the normal lives of Western settlers, but the "Redsticks" won't let them. Look up the "Redsticks" if you don't believe that they really existed.

A Jack & Jill Story
The third story in the Jack and Jill series. They're ready to take off with both businesses now that Jill has been declared an adult. Neither of them would make it without Myra. This is her story. And theirs.

Classy Conversions
For Carol and Nancy's Book "Recoil" second edition, Jamie offered a few short paragraphs about the legal situation at Findley. This will help those who are reading the convoluted legal wranglings at the end of Classy Conversions. Don't read it until you have read CC, as you will have both Spoiler issues, and confusion.

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

Imagine if the Arthurian legends were true! If Arthur died childless and the sword returned to the stone? Now move ahead a thousand years to when the sword is a tourist attraction in the Tower of London. This was a writing prompt on Reddit and I had a fun with it. Very short, no sex.