Humor Stories

Mike Johnson of the Time Patrol travels to 1852 New Mexico Territory to keep a crook from 2217 from screwing up the Gadsden Purchase. He takes weapons and other items from the future to help him in his quest. This was written at the request of several readers to combine a Western with a Time Travel story. I hope this meets with your approval. There is no overt sex, though the characters do talk about it.

A Story in The Competition Universe
Eleven-year-old Emma Watson discovers that Grade 6 is full of changes, more than she ever expected.

When an alien race arrived to conquer Earth, and add it to their empire, they weren't counting on mixing it up with a dumb blond.

Classy Conversions
For Carol and Nancy's Book "Recoil" second edition, Jamie offered a few short paragraphs about the legal situation at Findley. This will help those who are reading the convoluted legal wranglings at the end of Classy Conversions. Don't read it until you have read CC, as you will have both Spoiler issues, and confusion.

A Mat Sullivan and Sarah York story
The marshal has to defend his town against many dangers. Join him as he fights off all kinds of bad guys.

Join Jed Snodgrass as he learns to be a lawman in 1878 Texas. He may be young in years, but he is old enough when it counts. The Texas Ranger recruiter never formally asked his age, so he never formally told it. He has a unique advantage over many other Rangers, he never went to school, so he can't read and write; therefore he doesn't have to fill out that damned paperwork!

A Jack & Jill Story
The third story in the Jack and Jill series. They're ready to take off with both businesses now that Jill has been declared an adult. Neither of them would make it without Myra. This is her story. And theirs.

Reality TV goes to the next level in a house that allows no secrets. A man and a woman on display for the world to see fight and fuck their way to the final episode. (An entry in the ASSD FishTank anniversary celebration.)

One morning, GrushaVashnadze awoke to find his PMs filled with a steaming slut. Opening the message, he unintentionally kickstarted a series of double entendres that would change his erotica career forever.