Humor Stories

The (mostly) true story of a man, seized by the desire to please his wife. The result is an extraordinarily educational experience of a lifetime. Was the outcome worth the pain? Was my psyche maimed for life? A repost of a story originally posted on another site.

Joseph Bell, an Army close-quarters fighting instructor suddenly finds himself in the middle of a war: King Philip's War in 1675 in Western Massachusetts. Join him as he tries to cope with Puritans and hostile Indians. He has nothing to offer but his skill, his training, and his guts as he faces battle after battle, mostly with Indians. This was the worst Indian war ever fought, both in lives lost and property damage. Just keep your head down and your tomahawk handy!

When an alien race arrived to conquer Earth, and add it to their empire, they weren't counting on mixing it up with a dumb blond. / (Reviews)

A Story in the Wendy's Worlds Universe
Wendolyn Wanzor Austin IV, daughter of Junior, had fulfilled the necessary and produced Wendolyn Wanzor Austin V. Five, determined to 'make her own way,' has eschewed the Family watch. A very young University Freshman, she has "Done flew da coop" and is surviving on her own.

Follow chief Eddie Nolan, as he continues to deal with his professional and homelife after his recent deployment. The changes in his wife, Carol are interesting. His children and their actions. Welcoming his son, Edward into the Nolan family. An important decision regarding his retirement.

A man's wife is stolen by his best friend.

Mary has a bang up Fourth of July. / (Reviews)

A Time Scope Story
Jeb and Alicia met in Chicago. It was a whirlwind romance that started one morning and ended the same day with them deciding to get married. Two days later, they and the Time Scope Jeb had inherited returned to Seattle. They very quickly came to realize that the Time Scope was far more than what Granddad had explained in his letter. They quickly became the center of an intergalactic drama, which reshaped their lives and gave them an unexpected future.

A Christmas light-hearted fantasy. Tarquin and Tina are turkeys being fattened for the last shipment out before Christmas, but they see an opportunity to escape. Along their journey they meet other animals who they befriend, forming an unlikely herd, all the while looking out for The Farmer and The Farmer's Wife.