Humor Stories

Amanda was a movie star who couldn't act, enjoyed the best sex money could buy and knew nothing about love. Mark knew nothing about sex, a lot about Jesus and nothing about ther real world. When Mark saw Amanda in her dental floss workout garb, he fell in loves with Amanda Lust. His crazy parents, a murderous San Diego cop, a drunken judge and a gaggle of corrupt politiciand failed to keep them apart. Then Amanda learned about love and Mark learned about sex.

Another 1000 word challenge. In this case, telling a joke.

A simple misunderstanding and a nice guy finally finishes - twice.

When timid librarian Timothy Tiddleton is abducted by the fearsome (and insatiable) Captain Mad Molly Tugg, he’s plunged into a world of rigging, rum, and wildly inappropriate nautical education. Bound, teased, and trained by a crew of filthy misfits—including a peg-armed vixen and a parrot who shouts obscenities—Timothy discovers the sea’s true treasure might just be oral historiography.

Husband converts his unerring accuracy into revenge. / (Reviews)

An Uncle Dave Story
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five, the combination of late-night bagpipe playing and too much coffee pushed a Bostonian over the edge, leading to him screaming from horseback.

A Christmas light-hearted fantasy. Tarquin and Tina are turkeys being fattened for the last shipment out before Christmas, but they see an opportunity to escape. Along their journey they meet other animals who they befriend, forming an unlikely herd, all the while looking out for The Farmer and The Farmer's Wife.

Originally just meant as a simple stroke story, this grew into a comic space romp with lots of transformations and sex. My first published story from back in (mumblemumble). It has gone through several edits and tweaks.

Harper will try anything to get her chance at love.