Humor Stories

Kimberly Woods is not your average teenager. Incredibly intelligent, physically fit, endlessly energetic, seductive. Oh, and she has a MASSIVE FUCKING COCK. But it turns out that there are more like her. And the world is threatened by those who have decided that they should rule! And so, teaming up with a snarky team of sexy spies, it's time for Kimberly Woods to save the world.

Another 1000 word challenge. In this case, telling a joke.

When timid librarian Timothy Tiddleton is abducted by the fearsome (and insatiable) Captain Mad Molly Tugg, he’s plunged into a world of rigging, rum, and wildly inappropriate nautical education. Bound, teased, and trained by a crew of filthy misfits—including a peg-armed vixen and a parrot who shouts obscenities—Timothy discovers the sea’s true treasure might just be oral historiography.

Originally just meant as a simple stroke story, this grew into a comic space romp with lots of transformations and sex. My first published story from back in (mumblemumble). It has gone through several edits and tweaks.

An Uncle Dave Story
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five, the combination of late-night bagpipe playing and too much coffee pushed a Bostonian over the edge, leading to him screaming from horseback.

A drifter artist shed’s his inhibitions and drops the weight of the past. This isn’t your typical romance. It’s about growing into who you are meant to be. There are exhibitionists, voyeurs, lesbians, group sex, and lots of shared love. Expect steamy moments and naked truths. You will find love, vulnerability, and a whole lot of skin. Be bold, be free and dive in. Let the tides carry you.

A Indian Fighters Story
This is the THIRD story in the Indian Fighters series. Read the stories in order! Join John and the Troop as they try to make a living fighting Yaquis. Cock Cutter goes on a tear!

A series of short, self-contained erotic fantasy stories, each written in a different year and carrying its own unique mood and atmosphere. From dark and intense tales of forbidden desire to lighter, more playful encounters woven with magic, these stories explore the sensual side of fantasy — where passion intertwines with ancient powers, mythical beings, and enchanted worlds. While the author continues to ponder how best to unite them into a single overarching cycle, for now they stand proudly

A romantic dinner, a charming entomologist, and one very enthusiastic off-menu dish. Technically Edible is a comedy of manners about the distance between good intentions and good judgment. Measured, in this case, in legs.

Beauregard DuVahl was one of the last Confederate soldiers to return to his home in South Alabama. By this time, his home, his fiancee, indeed, his whole former life was lost. On the advice of a friend, Beau travels to the fabled West where he becomes a bounty hunter until he finds something better, and then he finds something even better than that. This is the story of how Beau recovers from a personal disaster.