Humor Stories

Beauregard DuVahl was one of the last Confederate soldiers to return to his home in South Alabama. By this time, his home, his fiancee, indeed, his whole former life was lost. On the advice of a friend, Beau travels to the fabled West where he becomes a bounty hunter until he finds something better, and then he finds something even better than that. This is the story of how Beau recovers from a personal disaster.

Amanda was a movie star who couldn't act, enjoyed the best sex money could buy and knew nothing about love. Mark knew nothing about sex, a lot about Jesus and nothing about ther real world. When Mark saw Amanda in her dental floss workout garb, he fell in loves with Amanda Lust. His crazy parents, a murderous San Diego cop, a drunken judge and a gaggle of corrupt politiciand failed to keep them apart. Then Amanda learned about love and Mark learned about sex.

Join Hannibal Walker in his 5-year journey from Philadelphia to Willow Run, TX. He arrives in the West as a young semi-ignorant tenderfoot and grows into a confident young man with four wives and a growing family. He starts out as a wagon train guard and scout and becomes a bounty hunter. From there, he evolves into a vigilante out to help anybody who needs it. There is some sex in the story, but that is not the focus of the tale.

A story in the George series.
If you need to be trusted, you should be called George. The surname doesn't matter. Luckily. An immoral romantic comedy by WTSman – with apologies to Oscar Wilde

Another 1000 word challenge. In this case, telling a joke.

Husband converts his unerring accuracy into revenge. / (Reviews)

Originally just meant as a simple stroke story, this grew into a comic space romp with lots of transformations and sex. My first published story from back in (mumblemumble). It has gone through several edits and tweaks.

When timid librarian Timothy Tiddleton is abducted by the fearsome (and insatiable) Captain Mad Molly Tugg, he’s plunged into a world of rigging, rum, and wildly inappropriate nautical education. Bound, teased, and trained by a crew of filthy misfits—including a peg-armed vixen and a parrot who shouts obscenities—Timothy discovers the sea’s true treasure might just be oral historiography.

An Uncle Dave Story
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five, the combination of late-night bagpipe playing and too much coffee pushed a Bostonian over the edge, leading to him screaming from horseback.