Humor Stories

If you're not already member of the Peanut Gallery, this story will surely seem obscure. Puppet sexuality? If you're a Howdy Doody fan, do read on. If you watched TV with a sibling... Well, I can't speak for you.

Originally just meant as a simple stroke story, this grew into a comic space romp with lots of transformations and sex. My first published story from back in (mumblemumble). It has gone through several edits and tweaks.

When timid librarian Timothy Tiddleton is abducted by the fearsome (and insatiable) Captain Mad Molly Tugg, he’s plunged into a world of rigging, rum, and wildly inappropriate nautical education. Bound, teased, and trained by a crew of filthy misfits—including a peg-armed vixen and a parrot who shouts obscenities—Timothy discovers the sea’s true treasure might just be oral historiography.

Another 1000 word challenge. In this case, telling a joke.

Kimberly Woods is not your average teenager. Incredibly intelligent, physically fit, endlessly energetic, seductive. Oh, and she has a MASSIVE FUCKING COCK. But it turns out that there are more like her. And the world is threatened by those who have decided that they should rule! And so, teaming up with a snarky team of sexy spies, it's time for Kimberly Woods to save the world.

An Uncle Dave Story
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five, the combination of late-night bagpipe playing and too much coffee pushed a Bostonian over the edge, leading to him screaming from horseback.

A drifter artist shed’s his inhibitions and drops the weight of the past. This isn’t your typical romance. It’s about growing into who you are meant to be. There are exhibitionists, voyeurs, lesbians, group sex, and lots of shared love. Expect steamy moments and naked truths. You will find love, vulnerability, and a whole lot of skin. Be bold, be free and dive in. Let the tides carry you.

A romantic dinner, a charming entomologist, and one very enthusiastic off-menu dish. Technically Edible is a comedy of manners about the distance between good intentions and good judgment. Measured, in this case, in legs.

A young athlete, dreaming of making it to the Olympics, is forced into another world and a role he doesn't want. After rejecting the chance at another life, he's thrust into one anyway, without any support, guidance or real clues about where he is or how things work. Instead, he ends up a weak healer, a role he knows nothing about, with skills he can't access. *Warning of tag changes/Mature content* I'm updating the tags on this story to reflect mature/explicit content as of part 16.

Beauregard DuVahl was one of the last Confederate soldiers to return to his home in South Alabama. By this time, his home, his fiancee, indeed, his whole former life was lost. On the advice of a friend, Beau travels to the fabled West where he becomes a bounty hunter until he finds something better, and then he finds something even better than that. This is the story of how Beau recovers from a personal disaster.