Interested in the history of welding? If not, how about? "Ooooh! Oooooooh!" as the leading man drives his living steel shaft deeper and deeper within me. "Oui, mon amour! Ohhh!" Or, "How to flux his hot-rolled cylinder and get riveted."
Jeremy Bayer, a put upon and pathetic teenager, finds five dragon eggs which hatch into five dragon girlfriends! Can he keep them safe from dragon hunters? And, more importantly, can he keep the insatiable dragon girls satisfied!?
(This story was a 2005 Golden Clitorides Finalist)
A middle-aged rogue is surprised by the enthusiasm of his latest young conquest -- even an old dog can learn something new.
Three hundred years ago, the town of Winston Massachusetts almost held a witch trial, like its neighbour, Salem.Unfortunately for Winston, however, they, unlike Salem, arrested a real witch. This story may or may not pertain to the origin of techno-mage Nikki, owner of the "Hot Rags" boutique/sex shop.
A Story in the Old Man's Musings Universe
Grandpa Jones is in the hospital. That doesn't prevent him from providing a teaching moment for his favorite granddaughter and her boy friend. He wondered afterward, if anything he said made sense to them.