Interested in the history of welding? If not, how about? "Ooooh! Oooooooh!" as the leading man drives his living steel shaft deeper and deeper within me. "Oui, mon amour! Ohhh!" Or, "How to flux his hot-rolled cylinder and get riveted."
A Story in the Old Man's Musings Universe
Grandpa Jones is in the hospital. That doesn't prevent him from providing a teaching moment for his favorite granddaughter and her boy friend. He wondered afterward, if anything he said made sense to them.
Jeremy Bayer, a put upon and pathetic teenager, finds five dragon eggs which hatch into five dragon girlfriends! Can he keep them safe from dragon hunters? And, more importantly, can he keep the insatiable dragon girls satisfied!?
Three hundred years ago, the town of Winston Massachusetts almost held a witch trial, like its neighbour, Salem.Unfortunately for Winston, however, they, unlike Salem, arrested a real witch. This story may or may not pertain to the origin of techno-mage Nikki, owner of the "Hot Rags" boutique/sex shop.
(This story was a 2005 Golden Clitorides Finalist)
A middle-aged rogue is surprised by the enthusiasm of his latest young conquest -- even an old dog can learn something new.
This is the story of how some redneck sand in their privates Oklahoma hillbillies find true love in the middle of sex, drugs and Country Music. (Fuck that Rock and Roll!) Only in the country music world can a bunch of semi-talented Okies make it big and have sex with their friends in a big way.