JACK STEWART hated his marriage of five years. His marriage to Sylvia. He felt totally trapped by it all, the daily bullshit, the grind, and the boredom. "Take the garbage out. Do this. Do that. You forgot to put the cap on the toothpaste. Again!" Fuck, how he missed the single life!
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This story is loved and hated! The score goes yo-yo like. Someone pegs it with an 8 or 9 vote, then bam---it gets a frigging 1. It can't get out of the sixes! A comment, "Sucks!" inspires me to rewrite. But then I get, "Brilliant!" so I don't. It's in the basement with my story on gay prison sex, and the one on dog screwing, but I can blame the subject matter in those two. Feeling masochistic? Read this, followed by my oddball, "Sylvie's In The Park" Me? I need a drink!
This is a halloween (ahem) horror story, the tongue-in-cheek kind. In it you'll find H.P. Lovecraft, a junior-miss version of "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark", and a couple of other silly surprises. Keep your wits about you at all times, and watch out for flying toys. PS: Don't wait for the other shoe to drop.
(a surreal Sci-Fi story by Hungry Guy)
Foreword: I once mentioned in the ASSD newsgroup that many of my story ideas come to me in dreams. I keep a pad and pen on my nightstand, and jot down my dreams in the middle of the night. In the morning, I review my nocturnal notes, and find that some ideas can be worked into usable plots while others are little more than useless rants. Well, this is the weirdest one yet. So enjoy! Or not. Whatever...