Flash Stories

Sitting at the counter waiting for his order, the truck driver dreams about the cute waitress and wishes instead of a piece of toast he could have ordered a piece of ass. Illustrated.

Roland Pike has sold this town every balloon arch, gender reveal and gold "4" candle it ever wanted, and been invited to exactly none of the parties. Then a woman walks in with a shopping list written on a court filing.

My wife used to go visit our daughters at college a couple of times a month. It took me a while to discover what they got up to together. I didn't like them doing it on my dime, so I gave them the freedom to do what they liked in the future. A flash BTB story, no sex.

"I did not come for meat, 'Dhai," the strange male said, "I came for you." An adventure in another place of other creatures.

(Tales from La Taverna)
What I wrote as my first post on A.S.S, to introduce myself back in the early '90s.

A Jamie Story
Jamie is missing some buttons and Clifford helps her find them. Illustrated.

An Emma and Friends Story
Daniel and Emma visit an outdoor art show, and the innocent paintings have a startlingly erotic effect. Illustrated.

A Gemma Story
Buddying photographer Paul wants to take some intimate photographs of his girlfriend Gemma and decides that on Sunday when the post office is closed the post office courtyard would provide the perfect location. What could go wrong? Illustrated.

A Jamie Story
Nils receives a gift from The Wilderness Society, and he and Jamie make good use of it. Illustrated.