Flash Stories

Sitting at the counter waiting for his order, the truck driver dreams about the cute waitress and wishes instead of a piece of toast he could have ordered a piece of ass. Illustrated.

(Tales from La Taverna)
What I wrote as my first post on A.S.S, to introduce myself back in the early '90s.

A Jamie Story
Jamie and Aroha embark on an erotic word ladder adventure. Illustrated.

Roland Pike has sold this town every balloon arch, gender reveal and gold "4" candle it ever wanted, and been invited to exactly none of the parties. Then a woman walks in with a shopping list written on a court filing.

A Jamie Story
Jamie is missing some buttons and Clifford helps her find them. Illustrated.

A Jamie Story
Nils receives a gift from The Wilderness Society, and he and Jamie make good use of it. Illustrated.

After posing for her painter friend Nils, Lisa notices a pair of statuettes on his fireplace mantel, and she is reminded of something that happened years ago. She is inspired to a sort of reenactment. Illustration.

An Emma and Friends Story
When it come to lovers, fit is important. Illustrated.

A Gemma Story
Buddying photographer Paul wants to take some intimate photographs of his girlfriend Gemma and decides that on Sunday when the post office is closed the post office courtyard would provide the perfect location. What could go wrong? Illustrated.