First Stories

A Story in the Naked In School Universe
The Program meets the world of international espionage when teenage spies Dan Steele and Anastasia Storm are sent undercover to a suburban high school north of Santa Barbara. Their mission: use The Program to get close to ordinary high school students Clay Nolan and Liz Slick, and figure out where the stolen uranium centrifuges under their houses are going.

Jayne decides "Today is the Day" she loses her Virginity

Greg gets invited to spend a weekend at the Jersey Shore with his secret crush. After a drunken game of strip poker, he realizes that the crush is mutual.

Walter Madison is a social misfit -- dumpy, no friends, no relationships. But that's all about to change with the arrival of a spaceship and the alien woman who wants nothing more than to serve him. The stunningly beautiful woman with long black hair, pale skin, and sparkling blue eyes becomes his sex-toy.

The two oldest sons on "Home Improvement" like to kid around, but the producers and other actors don't see the humor. Zach and Jon figure their careers are fucked anyway, so they decide to go out with a bang. And "mom" Patricia Richardson is the bangee. The most violent and nasty of the Uncle Mike stories.