Set in an imaginary country, this is the story of a young girl who is punished for theft by being sent to the community baths to be a towel girl. She soon learns she has to provide something other than just towels.
Writen in the style of Hemingway for the 2004 Curmudgeon Story Festival at ASSM. An eighteen-year old girl chooses her cranky older neighbor as her first lover.
The Robertson’s have to move from Maryland to California, they are driving across the country in a caravan consisting of a twenty six foot U-Haul truck, an extended cab Chevy pickup and a new Suburban. They find out some very interesting things about them selves and find out they have a stowaway! But she fits right in and joins in the family fun. But her stepdad wants her and her money back at any cost, two million dollars is just too much to lose.
Brought up to think of any sex outside marriage as evil by his bible-punching father, William finds sex through being seduced by a male collegue. He then seeks casual and brief encounters in toilets until one day a rough ex-pupil recognises him and decides to blackmail him into servicing him. William's sex life takes a change for the better!!