A Zane's World - The High School Years Story At my summer kickoff party, Maya and I found ourselves in my bedroom, naked, just seconds away from losing her virginity. When she suddenly thought better of it and backed out. In the weeks following the party we decided to get together some more and see if we couldn't lead ourselves back to that moment.
My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.
Betty Chu was a grafter. Faking her own death to avoid prison, she then conned her way into a job as maid to Pamela Oswald and her daughter Lisa. After winning her wealthy employer’s trust, Betty began casing the Oswald home for leads on the BIG SCORE. She found it, but it was not what she expected! A secretly made video showed her that Lisa Oswald had a penis! The girl was a real live hermaphrodite! When her attempt at seduction and blackmail fails, Betty finds her life forever changed!