The students in Mrs. Proudbum's class were all 18 year old graduating students and they were well acquainted with the erotic elements of spirited coupling. The sex-deprived widow had not counted on the devious plans of a pair of twin blonde sisters and a young lad with a need to discover the joys of exploring the kinky desires of mature women rather than dealing with simpering teenagers.
Sitting in a bar one night, our narrator flashes back to the night he and his now wife each lost their virginity while out parking by the lake -- and the current misery that was created by that night. Based on the Meatloaf hit "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
Fourteen-year-old Rob is willing to lose his virginity to his school headmaster, Greg, on a vacation to Fire Island, but it takes a hunky superhero movie star and his fourteen-year-old TV actor sidekick to get it done.