Busty divorced mom Diane is in a bit of rut. That is, until she discovers some porn on her 16 year old son's laptop that gives her an idea about how to shake things up. for both of them.
A gym equipment salesman trades his product to high school coaches for the virginity of some of their players and sometimes them too. A little surprise at the end.
I know what they say about it not being your fault; that you are the victim and are in no way responsible when someone forces you to have sex. Still... I would still be a virgin if only I had not taunted him so.
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Lori wanted a job but her huge breasts kept getting in the way. Until she interviewed with John, that is. His interview technique was unique and they both wound up enjoying the benefits.
Lilly-Lee gets injured during the last game of the season. Her coach, Ian rushes to her side and orders people around and carries her off the pitch. Lilly looking at how caring Ian is, falls in love with him as he takes her to the hospital. On the way back to her home from hospital she gives Ian a special reward as a thank you. They slowly fall in love as they fight social norms to stay together.
A Twisted Fairy Tale We've all heard the politically correct story of the little wooden puppet whose nose grew when he lied. But it wasn't his nose that grew. Oh no. Now you can learn what all those up-tight people never wanted you to know about the real story, and why the trees did so much better after Gepetto made his puppet.
marrying above her station pissed off her husbands parents, after failing to break them up and bribery his parents seek to mess with his wife's plans/life.
Ten years before Karen was a newlywed teacher, Alan a senior in high school. The teenage crush he had for her was obvious to both the bride teacher and her new husband. What was also obvious over the years was that Karen never lost interest in the boy. Her husband wondered, given the chance, what if?