If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
An 18 yr old goes door to door selling water efficient shower heads. A girl friend of his mother wants to see his wares. He thought that meant the showerhead but she had other ideas... and so did her sister. After all they share everything.
Fiona was a 45 year old petite blonde with curves in all the right places who was all business and nothing personal. That all changed when she was soaked to the skin, and her older colleague had to warm her up lest she freeze. In the process he discovers that her sex life stopped 10 years ago when hubby stopped being able to get it up. The drought was broken in a big way.
A Christmas Story
Thomas had about given up. After a painful breakup he'd decided that alone was better than any thing. Then his friends gave him a short cut home. Yeah, some short cut. Who knew that Christmas could hold such surprises?
What if you actually got rewarded for being a good person? What might happen if there was an accountant who kept Karmic books on everyone? What kind of reward might he give you if you were very, very good? Widower Flynn Doyle is about to find out.
The 4th son of Albert, the Duke of Jugenheit, 14-year-old Ladislaus, becomes a surety hostage in the Duchy of Hohenwald pending complete ransom payment when Albert is captured in a border skirmish. Once freed, Albert refuses to pay, making the hostages’ lives forfeit. Simon, the Duke of Hohenwald, having a fetish for deflowering 14-year-old boys, finds a use for Ladislaus before he begins to off the hostages. The castle priest, Istvan, smitten with Ladislaus, has other plans, though.
A Rob's In Laws Story Lana and Rob continue to fuck, and whilst recovering their breath he tells her about his first sexual encounter with his aunt Meg who slipped into his bed late at night.