Kelly Anderson was a lonely woman with a HUGE 'Equine' secret. She thought the stories circulating about a group of gamers accidentally opening a permanent portal into another realm were Fake News. That is until she was harassed by a virgin seeking unicorn! Then two things happened within hours of each other. She met a tiny Goblin coffee girl at her office. Then she fell madly in love with the incredibly busty little green menace! Lonely no more, Kelly's life would never be the same!
young couple been experimenting sexually and trying public exposure decided to go try an old public toilet covered in graffiti, of course they get carried away and don't notice a new arrival until he is almost there , so they hide in a cubicle. trapped things soon develop.
Busty divorced mom Diane is in a bit of rut. That is, until she discovers some porn on her 16 year old son's laptop that gives her an idea about how to shake things up. for both of them.
A gym equipment salesman trades his product to high school coaches for the virginity of some of their players and sometimes them too. A little surprise at the end.
I know what they say about it not being your fault; that you are the victim and are in no way responsible when someone forces you to have sex. Still... I would still be a virgin if only I had not taunted him so.
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Lori wanted a job but her huge breasts kept getting in the way. Until she interviewed with John, that is. His interview technique was unique and they both wound up enjoying the benefits.