I know what they say about it not being your fault; that you are the victim and are in no way responsible when someone forces you to have sex. Still... I would still be a virgin if only I had not taunted him so.
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
Lori wanted a job but her huge breasts kept getting in the way. Until she interviewed with John, that is. His interview technique was unique and they both wound up enjoying the benefits.
A Twisted Fairy Tale We've all heard the politically correct story of the little wooden puppet whose nose grew when he lied. But it wasn't his nose that grew. Oh no. Now you can learn what all those up-tight people never wanted you to know about the real story, and why the trees did so much better after Gepetto made his puppet.
A Swarm Cycle Story
A young boy, riddled with a long list of birth defects and physical infirmity's finds renewal, then redemption, and, finally, fulfillment in the Confederacy Space Marines.
Fiona was a 45 year old petite blonde with curves in all the right places who was all business and nothing personal. That all changed when she was soaked to the skin, and her older colleague had to warm her up lest she freeze. In the process he discovers that her sex life stopped 10 years ago when hubby stopped being able to get it up. The drought was broken in a big way.
A Christmas Story
Thomas had about given up. After a painful breakup he'd decided that alone was better than any thing. Then his friends gave him a short cut home. Yeah, some short cut. Who knew that Christmas could hold such surprises?