Size Stories

Dan and Kim with their best friends Mike and Donna take a vacation to the mountains. Three escaped prisoners turn their fun into a nightmare

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Swarm Cycle Story
A young boy, riddled with a long list of birth defects and physical infirmity's finds renewal, then redemption, and, finally, fulfillment in the Confederacy Space Marines.

Happily married nurse is led into temptation by her best friend. And then she meets the boy...

A Westmouthshire Universe Story
Mike is tired of the dinner party carousel. They seem to be nothing more than an endless merry-go-round of idle chitchat, new world wines, and experimental cooking. But his newest work colleague has a different idea of the perfect evening. Written in 2006 for Ruthie's Club (who gave it a fantastic illustration), this simple stroke story is ripe for a sequel or two if I can ever get around to writing them.

A young man has superpower, but is scared that it will corrupt him. Will he give in to temptation?

A Rob's In Laws Story
Lana and Rob continue to fuck, and whilst recovering their breath he tells her about his first sexual encounter with his aunt Meg who slipped into his bed late at night.