Niece Stories

A Twatmas Story
A prequel to "Twats the Night Before Christmas"; Harley goes hunting with her Uncle Eddie and Aunt Daisy, and Eddie's April Fool's joke leads to superglued butt cheeks and hunting sexy women. This is NOT a contest entry in the April Fools contest, and is a short story intended to provide a little background on the motivations of some of my favorite characters in the Twatmas story before it's conclusion.

Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)

Molly, her Mum Justine and school friend Chloe are all real; Rosie the LUSH shop lesbian is fictional but keeps popping up in my stories.

"You always had a nice lap to sit on," mused Trish. "God what was that game we used to play?"
"Game?" I said casting my mind back.
"You know the one where you tried to throw the other off the sofa," she said.

A Story in the Spanking Friends Universe
Carol and the gang get invited by Debbie and Bill to attend their monthly spanking party. Part three in the Carol series, and it includes both of The Spanking Couples.

Transcription. Davida talks about an exciting visit to her uncle in New York City. Illustrated.

This year I was looking forward to the Thanksgiving break more than I ever had in the past. Now that it is over I can't believe it really happened. Everything I dreamed of came true plus more. I plan to write more detailed stories about some of the experiences I had but for now here is a quick overview. All I can say is that it certainly wasn't a boring holiday!

Heartbroken man gets a big surprise on Valentine's day, a young pretty daughter he didn't know he had. He's drunk, and she craves love and attention... View story tags / codes before reading.