Niece Stories

Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)

I just love to sit on my uncles lap and talk about the first thing that comes up

"You always had a nice lap to sit on," mused Trish. "God what was that game we used to play?"
"Game?" I said casting my mind back.
"You know the one where you tried to throw the other off the sofa," she said.

Transcription. Davida talks about an exciting visit to her uncle in New York City. Illustrated.

In the shimmering heat of a Southampton estate, Clara, a 40-something housewife draped in privilege, glides through lush gardens, her barely-there bikini a dare to unseen eyes. The infinity pool beckons, where a provocative game with her inner circle sparks forbidden thrills. Watched by a shadowy enforcer and lenses that never blink, Clara’s every move defies the chains of her gilded world.

A Story in the Spanking Friends Universe
Carol and the gang get invited by Debbie and Bill to attend their monthly spanking party. Part three in the Carol series, and it includes both of The Spanking Couples.

Laura and her brother Sebastian and her Mother Linda make a forced landing in an isolated region in Northern Alaska. Laura and her brother form a lasting relationship stranded together. Her Mother leaves to get help with the Indian guide Tommy Sleepingbear. They also have to take refuge in a deserted cabin on the frozen Icecap. The struggle to survive is made more appealing with the awakening of sexual feeling long hidden deep inside.

Those cute little collectible playthings. So many colors.

A Twatmas Story
A prequel to "Twats the Night Before Christmas"; Harley goes hunting with her Uncle Eddie and Aunt Daisy, and Eddie's April Fool's joke leads to superglued butt cheeks and hunting sexy women. This is NOT a contest entry in the April Fools contest, and is a short story intended to provide a little background on the motivations of some of my favorite characters in the Twatmas story before it's conclusion.