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Mark's neighbor, Theresa, had car troubles and asked him to give her a ride. She'd been interested in Mark for some time but he was married to Amy, her best friend. Now, however, with Mark and Amy divorced, she saw her chance at the gold ring!
She'd been shopping and stopped off at the shoe store for her last stop. There she had felt playful, so she flirted shamelessly with the shoe salesman. But as she left the store and got to her car, the shoe salesman came up to her with more than flirting on his mind!
A Halloween spooky story told by a sex-obsessed crazy old lady in a letter to the police who would find her. When one uses magical things and have been told what they do, it's a good idea to pay heed to any warnings about them you receive. They might do exactly what they're supposed to do! Note: This is not my usual kind of story, and though there is a lot of sexual fantasy content, there's not much in the way of real sex. I split the difference on the sex content rating.