Masturbation Stories

In a mostly forgotten '90s sitcom based on the life of Dave Barry, his young son is caught by Mom watching a video found in Dad's hiding place. As is inevitable in these things, Beth finds herself unable to avoid giving her son a few lessons.

Mandy is excited when she finds she's grown her very first pubic hair. She shows it to her Daddy, and he says when she has 500 of them, an inch long, she'll be a real woman. So naturally he has to count them every so often ... right?

DM is at it again. He stumbles onto another inviting situation in the Library break room. Fun ensues, of course.

Sue was born to a world of pampered wealth but finds she is lacking the excitement of real everyday life. She makes friends with Polly the upstairs maid and ventures out to taste the sweet and bitter aspects of the real world in 1939 England. Her new job is demanding in more ways than one. She soon adapts to the needs of her new boss and learns the multi-splendored pleasures of obedient submission to his every whim. Soon Polly is panting to follow in her footsteps.

OK So I told you about the three Hispanics that I met at the bus stop, well this is what happened the following day...