Masturbation Stories

When the quarterback of the football team kisses 16yo Ashley, everyone assumes he must be gay. This would be bad if it didn't suddenly bring him to the attention of the three hottest girls in school, cheerleaders determined to teach Ashley all about life, love, and a little thing they like to call "girl fun"...What could possibly be wrong with that?

Take two horny parents and fold in their two horny teen children. Add one horny aunt. Now blend with a half-dozen horny teen jocks. Spice with a potent ED drug and you have the recipe for a fun afternoon.

In a mostly forgotten '90s sitcom based on the life of Dave Barry, his young son is caught by Mom watching a video found in Dad's hiding place. As is inevitable in these things, Beth finds herself unable to avoid giving her son a few lessons.

Mandy is excited when she finds she's grown her very first pubic hair. She shows it to her Daddy, and he says when she has 500 of them, an inch long, she'll be a real woman. So naturally he has to count them every so often ... right?