Masturbation Stories

DISCLAIMER: While this story takes place in a Roman Catholic high school, it does not reflect the current practices of the Church or its education system. It is purely the product of my imagination, and should not be construed as reality in any form. For a more detailed explanation, please see my blog. Imagine a high school where kids are taught how to fuck, and where they have sex with each other and with their teachers, under loving guidance at every step. This is that school.

School teacher makes a mistake and pays a humiliating price, but alls well that ends well.

In a mostly forgotten '90s sitcom based on the life of Dave Barry, his young son is caught by Mom watching a video found in Dad's hiding place. As is inevitable in these things, Beth finds herself unable to avoid giving her son a few lessons.

Mandy is excited when she finds she's grown her very first pubic hair. She shows it to her Daddy, and he says when she has 500 of them, an inch long, she'll be a real woman. So naturally he has to count them every so often ... right?