Fatbastard: Stories

Old fellah gradually collects some friends to share his interests in sex, diving, boating and mushrooms. They include a formerly hot young chick with a grandfather fetish who is now an old chick, a very well brought up Catholic girl, now exploring all sorts of new and exciting experiences, an old diving buddy with an interesting past, and some neighbours with their own secrets. As the story develops, the personal histories of the characters emerge. Various adventures follow.

Halloween 2024
Guyfawkes overlaps Halloween in NZ. A Guy, a Penny, and a Jumping Jack lead two young people to get closer - much closer!

A very little bit of whimsy to distract me from my obsession with politics. No sex whatsoever.

Coming of Age and first exploring sex in 1950s New Zealand, with advice and mentoring from my Uncle Frank. He answered my questions and gave me lots of advice about relating to girls and women that set me up for life. This is the story of my first 'date'.

'Coming of Age' in 1960s NZ. My father's younger brother advised and mentored me through adolescence and young manhood. This is the story of my emotional exploration and sexual adventures with my second date and first girlfriend. With Frank's help and a measure of dumb luck I managed the transition between fumbling ignorance and juicy connection, and learned lessons that I still find valuable nearly sixty years later.

Coming of Age in 1960s New Zealand. My father's much younger brother guided and mentored me from early adolescence through my teenage years and a series of girlfriends. While each story can stand alone, readers will get most out of this series if they read chronologically starting with Andrea, and progressing through Bronwyn and Robyn to my adventures with Pauline

Coming of Age in 1960s NZ. My Father's much younger bother advised, supported, and mentored me through adolescence. He shared the knowledge and insights from his own experience to ease my transition from guilt ridden and fumbling ignorance to a life any teenager would envy. The lessons I learned from Frank still stand me in good stead sixty years later. This is the story of my adventures with my third real girlfriend.