A Story in the Naked In School Universe
Janet Vargas is a high school Principal with a growing problem child named Homer. NOTE?WARNING: This story is based on an idea suggested by fellow SOL Writer Homer Vargas so blame him! LOL!
Your sister dumps her two young teen kids on you, so she and her dumbass husband can go screw on a Love Boat cruise. The kids are great, and you're their favorite aunt. What could possibly go wrong? Except--per losgudian logic--everything. I'll warn all in advance, this is a pretty weird story. I really like the writing, and I did mark up a printed draft first. Plus, it's fiction funny. But the storyline probably has something for everybody to hate. Lash me lightly, if you please. / (Reviews)
Fifteen year old Bobby has a medical problem involving his penis. It is abnormally large for his age and perpetually hard. Even if it isn't hard it looks hard in his pants because it is so big. One of his teachers, not realizing how large it is, but seeing it was constantly visible in his pants, reports his problem to his Mother. His Mother is greatly concerned. The Doctor says there is no cure nor medicine to treat it. How do they resolve his problem? U/A 15 & 14 all others adults.
Pa had three sons who courted the girls at the neighboring farm. It was hard for them to pick three out of the five girls to marry. The girls had two sisters left behind so Pa marries both the two remaining girls. (I guess you can do that in fantasies and on scattered farms). Pa had to trade his daughter Annie in marriage to Zeke, the father of the 5 girls. Who gets which girl Pregnant is the essense of the story.