Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.
Emma woke up early one morning to the sound of the lawn mower. Tyler was mowing her lawn, he was the neighbour's kid, she'd known him since he was a baby. This morning she was shocked to realise he was hot... very hot, and she was horny... very horny...
Sam Goldberg has waited more than two years for his shot at the neo-Nazi snuff pornographers who murdered his parents and fiancee. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he rescues his enemies' latest intended victim: the lovely young actress Natalie Portman...
Clair and Cliff Huxtable are doing what married couples do, when their teenaged daughter barges in. A problem? Of course not; it's a chance for Mom to provide a few lessons.
A boy leaves home and joins the Navy, because he is in love with his mother. He returns a man to find his mother and little sister are in love with him. They become the perfect family.