First Stories

A story in the It's Always The Germans Universe
Young Mario saves Ilka, the mom of his dead childhood friend, and Ilka saves Mario. Their lives intertwine.

Imagine a Mirror Universe where many things are the same, (the same people, the same technology, etc.) but no one has ever had sex or any kind of intimacy beyond hand-holding. Everyone is a virgin, relationships between spouses are purely platonic. How do they breed you say? They use gestation machines! This is the crazy upside-down world that Steve Wilson accidentally ends up in when he tries to use a time machine to go back and save his mom from a fatal car accident.

When 14 year old Richard's parents go off to England for the summer thay leave him with Aunt Kathy. Kathy is widowed, 34 and horny. Richard wants to learn more about sex and Kathy is willing.

A young man stumbles across an unusual antique store going out of business and purchases a chess set, only to discover that it contains eight trapped Greek Gods and Goddesses. With help from some friends, he must free them all from captivity before time runs out.

Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.

Emma woke up early one morning to the sound of the lawn mower. Tyler was mowing her lawn, he was the neighbour's kid, she'd known him since he was a baby. This morning she was shocked to realise he was hot... very hot, and she was horny... very horny...

His 23 year old blind neighbor drops by for coffee and asks for help with a small problem - virginity