Penises don't come with a size label on them so how's a boy supposed to know? Looking at porn you might be forgiven for thinking that they're all eight inches long.
Emma woke up early one morning to the sound of the lawn mower. Tyler was mowing her lawn, he was the neighbour's kid, she'd known him since he was a baby. This morning she was shocked to realise he was hot... very hot, and she was horny... very horny...
Sam Goldberg has waited more than two years for his shot at the neo-Nazi snuff pornographers who murdered his parents and fiancee. He gets more than he bargained for, though, when he rescues his enemies' latest intended victim: the lovely young actress Natalie Portman...
A boy leaves home and joins the Navy, because he is in love with his mother. He returns a man to find his mother and little sister are in love with him. They become the perfect family.
The Holy Innocence Church has created separate orders of profoundly innocent monks and nuns to praise God, isolating them on nearby tropical islands. New novices are delivered each year by boat. Then the deliveries stop. It is left to the innocents to figure out if they should change their ways in an effort to keep from going extinct.
Steve is sent off to spend the summer at his grandmother's house. It turns into a very interesting summer for Steve and lasts a lot longer than the summer.