Drunk/Drugged Stories

Last week, Bryce ruined Patrice's weekend. This week she has a new plan.

1905. An idealistic painter flees London for rural Dorset, convinced genius will one day be recognised. But it is his overlooked wife, Henrietta, who discovers inspiration in an enigmatic ex-soldier while a reckless weekend of absinthe, artists and shattered conventions exposes the gulf between lofty ideals and human desire. In the end, art—not scandal—delivers the greatest surprise.

Liz and her daughter Becky head out for three days at the beach...just some rest and relaxation. Once there Liz poses as Becky's sister when they meet two 21 year old college students. Too much alcohol and they all end up back in the girl's hotel room for a fun filled evening.

Gabby is a sexpot trained by the most depraved sexual addicts. She tires of her lifestyle and marries the new Brazilian Ambassador. After the honeymoon has worn off, she reverts back to her erotic ways and learns new tricks in her new home.

A drunk man wakes up in the apartment of the bartender and his cocktail waitress girlfriend. He finds out that they have been enjoying him in his drunken sleep, and have no intention of stopping now that he's sober and awake.

Saturday detention with the nerd, the princess, the hot teacher, the jock, and two thugs.

One evening, at the end of summer, when nights turned dark again, I found myself walking by the docks. I was far from home, drunk and tired, and passing a park bench had me thinking about just kicking in and having at least a short nap. Had it not been for a very interesting sound from one of the smaller boats right in front of me, I might have just fallen asleep there and then. I listened again. A woman was moaning.

The title says it all.