Drunk/Drugged Stories

Five fourteen year old girls who consider themselves plain, unpopular and geeky white girls want to experience giving oral sex, but don't want to get reputations as sluts. So they devise a plan that seems to achieve that goal, but as always Murphy's Law intervenes. Eventually the narrator becomes the main character as the other girls fall to the way side.

For Halloween: Twice yearly in the late 18th century, the choir master of Munich Cathedral, in Bavaria, Otto Strickler, takes a coach up to Castle Ringang in the perpetual shadow of the Alps to collect a large donation from the patron, the forever forty-year-old Baron Derick von Obertstdorf. Each time the baron requires Strickler to bring an unsullied fourteen-year-old boy angel with him for the night. It's handsome, blond, boy treble soloist, and orphan Jan Becker's turn.

My wife let the driver knock her up.

Saturday detention with the nerd, the princess, the hot teacher, the jock, and two thugs.

One evening, at the end of summer, when nights turned dark again, I found myself walking by the docks. I was far from home, drunk and tired, and passing a park bench had me thinking about just kicking in and having at least a short nap. Had it not been for a very interesting sound from one of the smaller boats right in front of me, I might have just fallen asleep there and then. I listened again. A woman was moaning.