Cream Pie Stories

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
On this day, the Trenton and Belleville Police Services conduct a sting operation involving several sexual assault suspects.

This is the 'cleaned up' version of my original story. It has been pending for nearly 3 weeks on the 'other'site. Be advised this is still a very dark story with lots of rough sex and violence. Thanks -Dys

Jordan is too polite for his own good. When his best friend's little sister bakes him cookies, he smiles and says they're amazing, overdosing on the greatest baking disaster of all time. But as they say: What doesn't kill you, gives you mind powers...

Fan fiction based on the Netflix series, Wednesday.

A lovely virgin, assaulted and raped in a parking lot, learns that her grandma never told her that having sex feels really good. (this isn't a run of the mill rape story)

A The Chronicles of Dan Hayward Story
On this day, Dan makes good on his phone calls to Angie and Emily, treating them to a night out together.

This is a true story told to me by a colleague that I worked with on the oil rigs in Scotland some years ago. Although it is true in essence, he has given me poetic licence to enhance some of the more juicy details! I hope that you enjoy it. Tam

Olivia's upset to discover her mother is cheating on Dad. Then she's surprised to find he already knows.

A couple's 1st thru 3rd meet. Confusing lies about sex and modesty. She exposes, then shares beau with room mate +. A memoir.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale