This is a true story told to me by a colleague that I worked with on the oil rigs in Scotland some years ago. Although it is true in essence, he has given me poetic licence to enhance some of the more juicy details! I hope that you enjoy it. Tam
Ted is a dirty old man who uses his big Nikon camera to convince teen girls to come to his studio for photo shoots, where he can take advantage of them and satisfy his desire to fuck multiple nubile young teens.
Callie Crow and the rest of "The Ghost Girls" crew visit the allegedly haunted Deepwood Asylum, a hospital for the sexually depraved, which was shut down decades ago after it was discovered that the head doctor was performing horrific experiments on patients. The ghost hunting crew is determined to capture creepy footage to boost their Youtube views, but little do they know that they are about find more proof of ghosts than they bargained for...
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
A married man gets an offer he can't refuse from his attractive married 33yo neighbour (I use english spellings and words by the way... arse, bottom, bum etc). Well, he could have refused the offer, probably ought to have done really, but would you?...
Just a short stroker about friends getting together, intended to be read as it was written, with one hand in your lap. One caveat. If you're even slightly homophobic, you'll hate this one, so just move along now instead of seeing something that can't be unseen.
A Uncle George: Adventures in the Philippines Story This is an alternate, slightly more plausible version of "Please Uncle George" The two main girls have the same name, but different personalities. In fact, pretty much everything is different.