What's a girl to do when a tiny part of her body is ruining her life? Story codes would spoil the surprise but CAUTION is required - this story contains some blood but does not contain nuts. It is supposed to be funny but it is not suitable for the squeamish!
99.4% of SOL readers won't like this story and 100% will find something offensive in it, although that wasn't the intention. But not sharing is a form of censorship, so here it is anyway. For the benefit of the 0.6%, story codes are economical.
A Christmas Story
Very dirty story! A Christmas Eve chat brings up memories of Dan and Elise's exceptionally filthy honeymoon. Dan woke badly hung over and discovered many disturbing surprises. Later the seven-year itch strikes, and they give each other sexy teen gifts. - - - CAUTION - This story is far dirtier than most. Includes alcohol, smoking, potty play, lots of teen sex, and other assorted naughtiness. You have been warned!