A Lost Colonies Mission Report
"You've got WOMEN with you?!" the apparent leader of the delegation exploded, "Well I hope to hell you brought dildoes, at least!" "What nincompoop told them to come down here and didn't warn them about the apes?" the grey-haired gentleman grumbled. "Are there any stores in the port that sell dildoes?" With a planetary greeting like that, how could we NOT enjoy our stay on sanctuary? / (Reviews)
Dr. Ed loves his wife Valerie, but that doesn't stop him from fooling around. He has fun with lots of women, but when Valerie catches him with her sister Vanessa, it becomes even more fun.
A tryst with a mysterious blonde turns a self-made (mostly) bachelor's life around, as he learns of his true origins and discovers that his mother is a Greek goddess who left me a special blessing, the gift that gives him power over anyone who he kisses on the mouth.