White Male Stories

Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right."

While living in Vallejo California, a divorced man meets a black girl and lets her move in with him.

If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale

A Story in the Japan as a Third World Country Universe
Continuation of "Candy". Really a stand-alone, but will be best understood after reading "Candy" Japan as a Third World Country Very Little Sex

Two beautiful girls are magically taken to a tropical island. A very dominant man captures them.

Pete stumbles upon Mack in a bar and discovers a serious gravy train

(Revised Feb. 2023) Roger La Pine is attending a small college when he comes home to his large Mormon family in Idaho for Christmas. He's got a secret problem, his oldest sister has a secret problem, and soon they must travel together for a secret purpose. Almost no potatoes. Gambling in Reno. Nine yr. old little sister gets a shock (but everyone is wearing clothes). There will be blood, and worse. A river runs through it. Tied up with a happy ending!

Jack is the son of a wealthy man. He wants to walk his own path and not follow his father's. He returns home after two years and becomes intrigued by the housekeeper Alma, a beautiful Afro-Colombian. Even though they are different social classes, their desires can't keep them apart.