Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And not just the heart... "I'm... well, I'm kinda damp here. I'm sitting in the dining room, and... well, squirming."
Billie is a housekeeper at a hotel. One day she finds that she has time on her hands plus an old vacuum with some very phallic features. What's a girl to do? What's a girl to do when the room's occupants return?
Suzie is certain she will remain a virgin unless some boy decides to pull down her panties and "takes advantage" of her. Now, she has to figure out a way for one of these "taking advantage" situations to happen. Her best friend Molly can't stop giggling when she tries to map out her clitoral geography for Biology. It would be so much easier if she was not so very wet there all the time. Her babysitting job is stressfree. At least, until the husband mistakes her for his flirty wife.
A 1956 royal visit to Kenya gives British colonists a chance to party in Nairobi and a 14-year-old colonist son a chance to get it on with an overseer, but it also gives Mau Mau rebels an opportunity to attack.
Mabel was a savvy broad. She knew which end was up all right. Her frebbie trip to the hotel room with the French guy was a one way journey. Her DNA and the French guy's DNA made it to heaven all mixed together as they were just on the cusp of orgasmic release when the bomb went off. A very vindictive Angel sends poor Mabel back to Earth as the French talking male to find a female who will love him truly and without reservation. Problem it is in 833AD and life is tricky at best. More to come.