A Christmas Story
The heartwarming story of one pirate's Christmas. What more could he wish for? He's in a safe port with a fast ship and a fine-spirited crew of scurvy seadogs, with several barrels of sweet rum, a lovely captive Spanish Governor's daughter willing to make sport, and a fine chest of gold and jewels! Well... perhaps not quite. The Rache Code (something to offend everyone) applies, but the sordid sex is largely tongue in cheek.
High School Geometry teacher Robert Eccles was about to retire. For twenty years he had helped cute but not too bright girls in grade ten get ahead in their studies ( or at least get grades higher than they deserved ) by letting them give head. But, although he thought himself smart and deserving of A's, he was about to get F'ed.
As totalitarian regimes replaced democracies around the world in the 2030's. The US democracy also fails. Those protesting the new regime disappear. Soon even the smallest infraction is deemed subversion.
Yevin had it all, and lost it. His wife left him. He fell into the bottle, and almost drowned in it. Now a friend pulls him up and dries him out. Can he get his life back together?
Wishes can be wonderful things, but when misspoke, all kinds of bad things can happen. In this case, a young woman, who has just found true love makes a wish that changes the world forever.