Appalachian Red 'Doc' Winters is a legend in more ways than one. His "doctoring" includes tending to all the folks in Beaver Valley using local herbs and self-taught skills. Doc Winters also has the biggest pecker in the hollar. All gals go see him on their sixteenth birthday. It's a tradition to lose their virginity to him. Like their maws done. Daisy Bell comes to Doc all scared like. She is so homely no man wants to marry her. Then Doc takes a liking to the skinny gal with big tits.
When Cathy fears she's pregnant from a condom breaking, her identical twin sister is highly amused. Things aren't so funny, when Cathy goes to extreme lengths to insure that she and her twin Irene will stay identical!
Carl is a divorced man, who is spending the night before Halloween alone because his daughter decided to go to a party instead. But when shopping he sees a rabbit costume, so decides to crash the party and check up on her. This is an extended version of my earlier story "Harvey". Most of the story is the same, but the ending is different. In short, it is no longer a "Dark Tale" in the same way as I gave it a happier ending.