Squirting Stories

A Bob’s Life Story
The year is 1974. I dated Susie, a girl from high school. She was a stealth slut, in that in public she was prim and proper, but with me she was a slut. She comes to visit me in college, and then again at my first apartment, with my first job.

A short list of the joyous confessions of a merciless cunt hound. (a short list because he's so busy mercilessly hounding cunt) * * * DON'T TAKE LIFE SO SERIOUSLY. YOU WON'T GET OUT OF IT ALIVE, ANYWAY.

Taylor is a gifted photographer that has just relocated to Florida due to her boyfriend receiving orders to Tampa. Taylor intends to start a new life with John but becomes distracted by her handsome neighbor Enrique. He's sinfully handsome and Taylor can't resist. Taylor decides to confess her secrets to John but turns out he has a few secrets of his own. Taylor tries to begin a new romance with Enrique, but his long-time rival Raul also has eyes for Taylor.

This is an Alison Goes to London "ambiquel" – which is, of course, a cross between a prequel and a sequel. Featuring the life, loves and fucks of Professor Emma Jane Cuntslicker (2010-2060).

"It will present hundreds of fantasy women, an army of sluts looking like each guy's walking wet dream! With enough of them, they'll have two or three for each guy! By the time anyone notices the truth, Tyra Banks will be sucking his cock already! And it'll be too late!"

Mommy and I figure out how to have golden showers again