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When my wife "volunteered" me to be one of the men auctioned off for her club's fundraiser, I was reluctant, but when she told me her best friend Maggie was determined to be my highest bidder, I felt more relaxed. I wasn't sure what she had in mind, but I figured that it would involve some manual labor, especially since Maggie had been divorced for a year. I was partly correct.
This never would have happened if Amber had taken the Burger King job! The teenager goes to work in a proctologist's office, as a test subject. What does all this have to do with sperm? Plenty! "And what happens if I do this...?" seems to be the extent of Dr. Fuller's methodology, as she tests Amber's snug ass with an amusing variety of exploratory tools (including her wiggling index finger). But Amber is one sharp tack! It doesn't take her long to figure out what's really going on.
Abandoned by his father, Sid is left with his stunning stepmom in a colony of bored, beautiful MILFs. A pathetic pervert who falls for her instantly, but his world is upended when his manipulative neighbor catches him in a compromising position. She offers to teach him the art of seduction, with a promise to help him make the king of the colony. Sid must navigate a web of desire and deception, in his quest to seduce them all, under the watchful eye of the neighbor.
How does an upper-crust English gent deal with the Cad and Bounder who is bedding his wife? If you have a dry, witty sense of humor (humour for our friends in the U.K.) about sex and sexuality, this might just be your cup of tea! Not as over-the-top as some of my stories, a lot of fun, nevertheless!
This is a spinoff story of Lefitte the pirate vampire who dwells along the Gulf Coast. The original series was about the Voodoo Queen but this series will only refer to her without any inclusion in the scenario. The lair of Lafitte is in a basement under hallowed ground so it is relatively safe from most predators. His supply of virgins is assured because of favors granted to the Voodoo Queen and his clan harvest new sources of blood at least once a week in the French Quarter.
Hank and Liz Brewer figured that they had the best job in the world: protectors for people who did not consider themselves able to cope with this new world where everybody was supposed to carry a gun for self protection. The cops were not going to help you, so you had to do it yourself. In this alternate reality, the NRA and the Tea Party had won the day, and your life was in your own hands! See if you would like to live in this version of the USA.
Harry as a journalist meets the beautiful Belinda and has difficulty in separating work from play. The posh girl's obsession with being spanked doesn't bother Harry at all.