“He fell on to my hand” - but the impact of my face hitting the floor, blackening my eye and breaking my nose, led to a night in a cell and her having to look after me.
Jerry is a budding author of erotica who cannot understand why he gets such bads reviews. Then one day he recieves his first ever piece of fanmail and soon all his dreams will be coming true.
I was invited to a Speedo Party/Orgy by one of the members. I couldn't make it but I did get a rather 'detailed' report on what I missed out on. I won't miss it next time!!!.
"We'll get her really drunk and take her somewhere quiet." "You've got a nasty mind," I said with a chuckle. "I always knew there was something about you I liked."