This is a spinoff story of Lefitte the pirate vampire who dwells along the Gulf Coast. The original series was about the Voodoo Queen but this series will only refer to her without any inclusion in the scenario. The lair of Lafitte is in a basement under hallowed ground so it is relatively safe from most predators. His supply of virgins is assured because of favors granted to the Voodoo Queen and his clan harvest new sources of blood at least once a week in the French Quarter.
Here's a story all about how to thank your mother on mother's day. Go ahead. Try it. You know you want to. Who knows? She might be into it. Never know unless you try.
Tar on the beach means Wendy needs a new bikini. Frank, her husband, makes sure he enjoys the shopping experience, but then things take an unexpected turn….